Men's Mags

So yesterday I went off on a rant about women's magazines and how much they suck. Men's mags aren't much better. It is filled with lots of useless crap that makes us look like morons for reading it.

When you walk down the magazine aisle Maxim always sticks out. There is always a scantily dressed female on the cover doing something seductive looking. Maybe she is doused with water. Perhaps she is riding a mechanical bull in a miniskirt. You get the point.

The content inside the magazine is useless filler crap. You have a spread of the girl on the cover and an interview in which the reporter tries to get the most dirty secrets out of her. There is some sort of flirtation where the reporter makes it seem like they might have a shot at nailing her.

The rest of the magazine is filled with content that is supposed to be appealing to everyday men. From how to get a bullet out of your face only using a quarter and a lighter to picking up girls at a mental institution. WHAT? If you are getting shot in the face I don't think the first thing you will do is reach for a quarter. Most likely you will be lying on the ground bleeding to death. If you need to pick up girls in a loony bin, you got some shit you need to get resolved.

Not all men are interested in new ways to lift weights. Anyways, anyone who knows me knows that I have a lifelong pass to the gunshow. We all don't care about the engines and horsepower of a Saturn Sky (this will be mentioned in a future post.)

Men have to stop paying for this shit. You can get all the useless information you need on the internet. Life is not only about looking at hot girls. Educate yourself. Learn about different cultures and their lifestyles. May I suggest a few hours of Telemundo?