Barry

Somebody's gotta stop Barry Manilow. I know he wrote the songs that make the whole world sing and shit, but he is out of his fucking mind.

I recently stumbled upon an ad plugging his new album. It is him singing the "greatest" song from the 80's. Not only are they the worst songs from the 80's...Barry makes them even fucking worse! Like that shitastic song from Dirty Dancing, Barry makes it sound like nails on a chalkboard. Richard Marx's Right Here Waiting...fucking awful!

The worst part is that this is not the first time he has done this. He has done this for every decade since the 50's. The most pathetic one is the 70's. About 75% of the album is Barry Manilow covering Barry Manilow. You gotta have some pair of balls on you to label your songs the "greatest" of a decade and just re-record them with "Bridge Over Troubled Water."

We really need to stop this shit before he touches the 90's. I can't hear a shittier version of "I'm Too Sexy." Please make him stop!