Wednesday, November 19, 2008

Breeding


So I work with this kid after school for some extra money. I am supposedly his tutor and my job is to help him focus and complete his homework. I will probably have a lot more to write about this subject another time.

The kid's parents are divorced. The dad is a cop about 2 hours away and the mom apparently doesn't have a job. She likes to "breed" yorkies.

When I started working there a couple of months ago they had 8 annoyingly loud yorkies that would bark. They are now up to 16. Pretty soon all of the puppies will be running around and barking with the other dogs. Holy fuck.

My problem here is that the 8 original dogs all live in their own filth. They run around and shit and piss all over everything and then roll around in it. They are not what people are looking to buy. So they fuck each other and have more puppies to stink up the joint. Now you will have 16 hairy balls of shit and piss running around like maniacs. No one will want to buy these dogs. It will go on and on and on and....

My point is this: Just because your dogs can keep fucking and multiplying, doesn't mean you're a breeder. It means you're a lazy ass who should get rid of all the dogs and get a fucking job!

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