Tuesday, November 11, 2008
Deer Xing
Why do we have deer crossing signs? Are there little paths that humans set up for them to safely cross a road? Why are these signs yellow? Did the deer have a say in any of this?
Deer crossing signs drive me nuts because you never see any fucking deer near them! Any time you see a deer it is always running across the street near no signage.
I guess we expect them to see the sign and slowly walk over to it and run across from that point. There is one problem with this line of thinking...deer can't read human. Not English, Spanish, German, Latin...nothing.
I think the government can save a lot of money by just posting one deer crossing sign at the beginning of a road or highway and have it with the deer running and something underneath it like (next 200 miles.) Then they wouldn't be such dirty fucking liars.
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