Friday, October 31, 2008

Sluttyween


Somewhere between 13 and 16 Halloween takes a turn. Guys always do stupid costumes and girls (for the most part) dress likes they are ready to be knocked up on the spot.

They continue to dress this way into adulthood and sometimes into their middle ages (if their looks hang on.) Since when did a cowgirl's skirt become so low that I can see lippage? I met the devil and I don't remember him having long blonde hair and supple breasts. And the girl scout? That is some twisted shit! Are you out to seduce the kid diddling psychopaths that get turned on by little girls?

Halloween for little kids is always fun, but let's face the fact that when you hit a certain age it's all about getting ass. Happy Sluttyween.

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