Wednesday, October 8, 2008

The Big Apple


So it's no surpise that the New York sports teams fucking suck as a whole. The Giants are the only exception to this theory (for now.) They will probably suck with the others by the end of the season, but I'll let them have their moment.


I keep reading in the papers and hearing on t.v. all about sports in the "Big Apple." The funny thing about that is there are no teams that really remind me of an apple. You have that gay apple that lights up at Shea Stadium when a Met hits a home run. Oh....that's right, no more Shea. No more apple. There are no teams that have red. Even the Red Bulls (soccer team) wear a white jersey and a blue jersey.


The Yankees, Rangers, Giants, and Knicks all wear blue. The Mets wear black. The Jets wear green. I guess that can be like a Granny Smith.


In essense, the Jets are the only team that can truly represent New York's "Big Apple" image. Too bad they play in that cesspool New Jersey.

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