Mystery

With Halloween a few days away I figured I would write about this freakshow. VH1 gave this guy Mystery his own called the Pick Up Artist and it has him teaching a bunch of losers how to pick up women. The concept is cool, but THIS guy is an expert? WHAT THE FUCK?

First of all he always has a set of googles on his head. Unless he is some sort of red baron and he just flew in after a raid on the Germans there is no need for them. He is also sickly and pale. He should look into ditching the googles and goth gear and go outside and get some sun. I do not endorse a fake tan. You should know this.

Secondly, he uses all these little terms and phrases that are just plain moronic. When you move in on a woman in a bar and begin talking to her it is called a "set." When you get either verbal or non-verbal ques that someone is interested it is called an Indicator of Interest or IOI. Mystery loves to use this term.

Besides the goth look, the googles, the black nail polish...this guy is gay. I'm sorry, but the only reason he gets women to talk to him is that they do not feel like he is a threat. There is nothing wrong with being gay, but there is something wrong with lying to the nation to help out some nerds. What a sham.