Unless you have some sort of medical condition that prevents you from going outside or your skin pigment is fucked up, why the fuck do people tan in a store? This is the most ridiculous shit ever. You people are the reason that the pet fucking rock was such a hit.
I know people who go tanning 12 months a year and they either look like they fell in some strange orange toxic liquid or that they had their skin replaced by leather. Either way, not a good look. People who get fake tans are like guys who wear toupees...we all know it's fake and we laugh and make fun of you behind your back.
If it is summertime and the sun is beating and it is 95 degrees outside, put on a bathing suit and sit in the sun for a little while. You will save some money (which makes sense in a fucking recession) and you will also not be such a conforming prissy douchebag.
If it is winter and you live in some sort of sub-arctic region where there is little sunshine and people know you have not been in Jamaica for the past two months, let it go. You do not need to look like burnt turd in a snowstorm.
I think anytime I see a fake tan I might just pour a huge bucket of water on their head. I figure they like simulated light, so I'll give them simulated rain. Fucking pathetic...
1 comment:
ASSHOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
just kidding!your blog is true for those who over do it and start looking like pumpkins(orange and phsyco)some people go though just enough to look a little tan which makes them look healthy year-round especially during the winter season so they dont look so sickly.
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