What pathetic lush invented this shit? This is at the core of white trash culture along with trucker hats, Nascar, and fucking your sister. I am amazed that people really go out and buy it.
My neighbors above come home with a box o'wine everyday on their way home from work. Now mind you a box is 5 liters. That is worth two and a half bottles of soda. That is a lot of fucking shitty alcohol they consume per night!
I don't drink much alcohol, but when I do I like it to be something that is tasty. Granted I'll drink some shitty beer here and there if it is offered (or to get a buzz going.) However, spending your hard earned money only to piss it all away on crap on a daily basis is stupid. They should just give me the $8 and I'll piss in a box for them.
I do think that box o'wine is ok due to that since white trash love to get wasted so much and they usually become angry, this can help prevent damage. Instead of beating each other upon the face with a glass bottle, they can now throw the empty cardboard hoping to pass off a paper cut.
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