Fabulous

How the hell did a sexual orientation steal a word and declare it its own? How the hell can you do that? Is that legal? Who said they could do that?

I have nothing against homosexuality. But I do have something against them claiming words like a free agent in a baseball waiver and making me look like an ass if I use it.

Why "fabulous?" It seems like such a fun and exciting word to use...only I wouldn't know. I have been trained by society not to use it at all costs. If I ever let it slip out of my mouth, you better believe people would think I like am a little light in the loafers.

I think we should negotiate with the gays and try to get that word back. Maybe we can make a deal. We could give them "malnourish" and/or "tubular." I think it would be a fair trade...let's hope it's not too late.