As a man reaching the age of thirty soon, I sometimes reflect deep into my life and what it is becoming. I realize that I have accomplished some pretty cool things, and some things I need to work on.
One thing that bothers me (as a man in his late 20's) is that I have to go outside about 2 or 3 times a day and say (in a childish baby manner) "You wanna go poo poo pee pee" to my dog.
You have to understand that she is a tiny dog. She weighs all of 15 pounds or so and does not help to promote my masculine image to begin with. So to have to go outside and tell her to "poo poo pee pee" makes me feel like I checked my balls at the door long ago.
I had a long discussion with the wife about this. I want to just say "go take a shit. Go piss." My wife does not think that that is appropriate. Am I going to offend the fucking dog? Will she pick up my bad cursing habits? Ridiculous.
So now I am off to let out my dog. If you find my testicles or pride anywhere please feel free to mail them back.
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