People that know me know that for years I have been talking about the Swiss Cheese Conspiracy(SCC). It is an idea that rolls around in my head every now and then. Last night as I passed the assortment of cheeses in the supermarket it struck me again.
I believe that long ago the government concocted a scheme. They came up with the idea of having less cheese for more money. It was a stroke of genius and they have profited off it for years.
I am surprised they haven't sold off the holes to make more money. Sort of like how Dunkin Donuts sells off Munchkins. They could sell off the holes in small containers or travel packs for people on the go.
I really do hate Swiss Cheese. Not just because the government fucked it up for me, I just think it tastes shitty.
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