Political Surveys

As some of you may know I got a part time job at night in Poughkeepsie. I work random hours on random nights and it is far more painful than having my scrotum beaten with a hammer.

My job is to call people all over the country and give them political surveys. I sit in a little cubicle and and have a list of phone numbers that I manually dial. I then have to ask them questions about their political opinions and their local government leaders.

Some nights I might be talking to people in New Jersey and another night I might be calling Idaho. I have to assure them that I am asking them questions and not trying to sell them anything. My bosses assure me that we are not telemarketers. It sure fucking feels like it.

I will do a seperate blog on the people that work at this place in a day or two. For now let me tell you about the people I speak with on the phone. I am not a Democrat or a Republican per se. I choose whatever candidate I feel is best. People in Jersey a pretty bright but are complete assholes. You say hello to them and they automatically say "not interested...go fuck yourself."

Southerners are the craziest. They are all Republicans and they hate Obama with a passion. I called a guy from North Carolina and simply asked him which Congressman he will elect to office on Election Day. His response was "I would rather let my blind wife run the country over a dirty coon." Not only was it racist, but he was a complete fucking moron. Basically everyone I speak to down there are in agreement with him.

Basically we are a country full of assholes. I'm an asshole for calling them and they are assholes for answering back with sheer stupidity.