Thursday, September 18, 2008

Douchebags


So driving through my town today I saw a bunch of wannabe hoodlums hanging outside of the laundromat. I don't know about you, but when I was a teen there was no cooler place to hang than a place to wash your clothes.

All the guys had their hats a little bit ajar. I think this goes along the lines of the popped collar. You wear your hat a little to the side, you're a fucking tool. It either looks like you're retarded or had a seizure.

What douche woke up one morning and decided to tilt his hat to the side? Was he attempting to turn it backwards but lost his train of thought and just left it?

I admit that when I was in college I wore my hat backwards. At least I followed through with the full turn on the head. I didn't stop 1/8 of the way. I'm not lazy like these little bitches. At least they make Whoppers.

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