Gary Busey

I was flipping through the channels today and came across The Cho Show on VH1. That is the "reailty" show about Margaret Cho the non-funny Korean comic whose whole career is based on the fact that she is Korean. Big fucking deal.

Anyways, she was walking through the woods with a couple of gay guys and a midget for some reason and they came across Gary Busey waving around some sort of stick and mumbling to himself.He began to talk about how living in the woods is the real world and becoming one with it and shit. The man is insane.

I would love to bring him with me to places like a guide dog. I would need my Busey to accomplish simple tasks. Grocery shopping would not be so mundane. I'm sure Gary would find something spiritual in the bread aisle and we could discuss it for hours. A trip to the car wash would be exciting because I'm sure Gary would rather go through ON the car instead of inside. He would tell me it is like riding a great silverback through the rainforest. That would be the fun of having a Busey. He is fucking insane.

Take care of yourself and each other. - Jerry Springer