Wednesday, September 10, 2008
Carebears Vs. Carebears II
So when I was young my grandmother took me to see the Carebears movie. It was the greatest damn thing I had ever seen. I liked to also watch the cartoon when Voltron wasn't on the t.v.
A year later they had the great idea to have a sequel called Carebears II. The only problem is that the storylines don't match, and a little boy from New York's outlook on life was fucked from then on.
The first movie has the CareBears trying to help some kids on Earth. A couple of the bears get stuck in the Forest of Feeling where they are helped out by various animals. Now these animals who are later dubbed the Carebear Cousins do not have any weird heart shit on their stomachs. But with their loud yells and love they help the Carebears conquer evil. At the end they are rewarded with their own weirdass heart tattoos.
The second movie starts off with all of the bears and random animals being raised together as babies by a bear and a horse. Here they all have their markings on their stomachs. WTF? How could you do this to a 6 year old? I'm not even gonna finish the plotline because that right there is where my interest, hopes, and dreams became shattered.
All I'm saying is that if you plan a sequel right after the original, make that shit work. It's almost like Apollo Creed killing Rocky in the original and then Rocky pops up for the sequel like nothing ever happened. Where is the decency?
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i sleep with a carebear
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