Why do we have aerosol cans for after somebody takes a shit? What is the point? We have them in our house and I still don't get the point. It is ridiculous.
What is the point of spraying half a can of pine ice (whatever the fuck that is) to cover up your nasty fecal explosion?
First off you are helping to kill the environment faster. Secondly it still smells like shit. Now it smells like you ate five pounds of rotting pine cones and just shit it out. You're not fooling anybody.
Do us all a favor and either crack a window and/or light a match. If that doesn't work then feel free to pound yourself on the head with the aerosol can until you die and we don't need to worry about your stinky ass.
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