If you're like me you might enjoy a good episode or two of the show Cheaters. Everytime I watch the show they always have an Enzyte commercial. This is the one where there is a guy named Bob who needs a hard on and takes the pills. The commercial has him smiling the whole time, there are lots of sexual innuendos, and an annoying whistling song. A dick pill during a show about infidelity? Interesting combo.
These commercials are annoying. They are just as annoying as birth control commercials. I always see the birth control commercials where it's al these women out to lunch or some shit and one just slips in the fact that she is on this new one. They all laugh and giggle and discuss how exactly it works. I believe this is true. Women do sit around and discuss thing like this. I know when I'm sitting around with a bunch of guys we like to discuss our toilet paper preferences when comparing our best deuce drops.
The one thing that ties these two types of commercials is the fact that the cons far outweigh the pros. Tied to every commercial is the warnings and they are downright scary. They say shit like: "Boner4All is not for everyone. Some people may experience death, heart attack, strokes, diabetes, loss of a limb, blindness, loss of hair, herpes, and the hiv. Please consut a doctor before starting Boner4All." If I could lose a limb from taking a boner pill, sex ain't that important...especially if that is the limb I could lose! Crazy horny fuckers.
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