The Clapper

Anyone alive in the 1980's remembers those annoying commercials for The Clapper. The whole concept is you clap when you want your lights to either turn on or off. This was such a new and revolutionary idea back in the day. The commercial was corny and funny as hell.

Now there is a new Clapper. This piece o' shit is called The Clapper Plus. The thing that seperates The Clapper from The Clapper Plus is that The Clapper Plus has a remote control. Hmmmmm...

So if I had a fucking remote why would I need to clap? Wouldn't the remote cancel the whole idea of the clapping? And what about people with no arms? They can't clap or use the remote control. Fucked up!