Who do you think would win this epic battle? I have thought about this match for years. Everytime I imagined a place and style of fighting, I always had the Monopoly guy come out on top.
I think the Monopoly Guy is a fuckin' pimp. He makes millions off of selling hot ass properties. He pockets that shit and send proably half of it over to some sort of Swiss bank account. I also think that a man who can get that rich must have some brains and would know how to hand a beatdown to a fucking peanut.
Mr. Peanut looks like a fancy lad. He probably drinks lots of tea with his pinky extended and says "pardon me" all the time. Not only that, but he has a shell. I bet the Monopoly Guy can throw a bag of money at this little bitch and break his shell.
I think the only thing Mr. Peanut has going for him is his cane and monocle. That can might have some ammunition and his monocle might be some sort of cyber technology. That Mr. Peanut is a shifty S.O.B. But I still think the Monopoly Guy is favored over this little fruit...nut...whatever!
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The depth of commentary in this blog has fallen off quite sharply - cartoon death matches, are you kidding?
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