NASCAR

I'm not going to say that I hate just NASCAR, but the whole idea of race cars is fucking retarded. Why would I want to sit on my couch and watch 20 assholes drive around a circle for a couple of hours?

To me NASCAR runs along the same line as Budweiser, trailer parks, incest, underage pregnancy, and mullets (male or female.) Granted Budweiser is everywhere and lots of people drink it, but if it is combined with any of the other two...chances are they are obsessed with NASCAR and probably wrestling too.

I think it would be fun to be the driver going at a really fast speed. I'm sure it is a huge adrenaline rush and an amazing experience. That does not mean I would want to actually go to a race and watch people go round and round. I would rather watch my clothes do that in a dryer. At least I know THEY are clean.