How many times a week do I check my e-mail and I have some bullshit that tells about some fucking kid with Leukemia and how reading his story will change me life...if I forward it to 10 of my friends. TOO MANY FUCKING TIMES!
I am so sick of receiving these goddamn things. Somehow I think my fate is not going to be determined by how many of my friends will read an uplifting story about some random shmuck. If that is the case, however, I am fucked.
About ten years ago I would read each one and say "Oh that is sad. Hopefully I can pass this luck on."
Five years ago I would see them in my mailbox and say "wow people still send this shit?" I would then automatically delete it.
Now I will open it, find the original person who sent it out and tell them that their e-mail changed my life. I will tell them how I did scroll down to the bottom (without cheating) and all my wishes did come true. I AM now head of my local KKK, I was able to get away with murder, and my kids will never recieve a dime of my money thanks to my fleeing the country.
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