So I was writing my blog on The Clapper last month and just when I was about to publish it my screen went black. I could not access the blog for about a month and for no good reason at all it began working today.
I figured I would take this time to sum up what has happened the past month or so. So much has happened and made me angry lately. Here is my analysis:
-So we had two fucking plane crashes. One landed safely in the Hudson River and the other not so safely in somebody's house. Both crashed in New York and now I am getting asked a lot less why I don't fly.
-Peanut butter is deadly. Apparently a factory in the middle of nowhere is filthy and has rats and mice shitting all over the place. So now we have a crazy salmonella outbreak. Fuckin' Jiff.
-Some lady had her face ripped off by a chimp. Rumor has it he did it with a top hat and diaper on while a cigar was dangling from his mouth. It must've been a cute brutal attack.
-Some crazy bitch in California decided to give birth to octuplets and use them as a way to beg for money and fame. I hope she is a big fan of peanut butter or violent chimps.
That is all I care to discuss. Piss off.
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