Birds

Last night I was at my mother in-law's house. She had a family reunion and it was fun. I like her family a lot and we had a good time. During this time there was a dvd that was played that had footage of my wife and her family from the 80's. It was cool to see everyone, but a lot of the video had footage of birds. Birds in trees, birds on the ground, birds in flight, etc.

I do not understand what the fuck is so special about birds. My wife's aunt and uncle are avid bird people. They love to go out and watch for birds and know all the different types and where they live. WHY?

My brother in-law informed me that they belong to a national group of some sort that once a year go and count birds and report their findings. This is crazy. Apparently people need to know how many cardinals are flying through my backyard.

I want nothing to do with birds. I don't care how pretty they are. I don't care how pretty their songs are. I don't care how big or little they are. Unless they are drenched in wing sauce and served with some ranch and celery sticks....fuck off!