So today I was working with a kid I tutor and I had to write a note to his teacher. Somehow he did not have any working pencils or regular pens on him. All he had was this neon yellow pen.
I wrote one word down and I couldn't even read what I jusr wrote. Why the fuck do they make yellow ink? Seeing as though most paper is white, why would you sell a color that cannot be seen? For all I know there isn't even ink in that shit. They could have just sold an empty tube with a cap.
I am considering writing to the company in their own yellow ink. I will address the envelope with regular ink. Why torture the post office? I enjoy recieving mail. When the company recieves my letter they will see that there is a slight tint of color. They won't, however, know what the fuck I wrote.
I am hoping that they have to do many tests and bring in experts with huge magnifying glasses and special lights to read my message. I think my message will simply say something like:
Dear (insert asshole company name here),
STICK TO REGULAR FUCKING COLORS THAT PEOPLE CAN READ!
Sincerely,
Gouda McCheddar (have a good alias)
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