Ever since I was a kid I could never understand mayo. It looks nasty, smells nasty, and just makes everything it is put on taste putrid. Who the hell came up with this and why?
When I was in nursery school I was best friends with twin brothers. One of them would eat peanut butter and jelly with me, but the other one always ate peanut butter and mayo. It was nauseating to watch as the peanut butter and mayo would fall out a little and on to the plate. He later told me that he ate it once and it made him throw up so he never had it again. Thank god.
The crazy thing is I like all of the ingredients in it. I love mustard, vegetable oil, lemon juice, and eggs. I don't like them all together, but they serve a bit of use with other things. It's like putting french toast, pizza, a cheeseburger,mustard and broccoli in a blender. It might also be that the eggs are raw. I don't know,all I know is it is nasty. Keep that shit away from me.
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