I figure anyone who reads the title of this will have to ponder for a minute what the fuck a 1/4 of a circle looks like, but better yet why I'm talking about it. Good pondering on your part. Now stop it.
There are a lot of things in life that annoy me. If you have read any other entries in this blog you can clearly agree that I basically hate everyone and everything. There are some things that bother more than most, and the 1/4 circle is one.
The 1/4 i am referring to is the one that appears on my front windshield because the damn wiper doesn't touch it. I understand there are other parts of he windshield that are unprotected by the madness of my wipers, but this is the most noticeable.
No matter how many fucking times I wipe my windows, or how fast I put my wipers on there is always a 1/4 circle of ridiculous dirt that accumulates. We have all kinds of machines and gadgets that can wipe our asses, tell us our heartbeat, and even make lights shut off simply by clapping...but still a non-perfect window cleaner? BULLSHIT!
That fucking guy who invented the intermittant windshield wipers was the focus of a recent movie starring Greg Kinnear. He changed our lives that he got a damn movie about it. That is not good enough. I want a man (or woman) to come up with some sort of device that just swipes the shit out of my windshield so that there is zero dirt or smudge on my windows. Is that too much to fucking ask?
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