Asshole Kutcher

I can't stand this fucking guy! Why is he considered a celebrity? He has absolutely no talent and more money than the president. I am not a supporter of Bush by any means, but he is the fucking leader of the free world. All Asshole Kutcher does is fuck Demi Moore and shitty commercials.

I didn't like him in That 70's Show mainly because the show itself wasn't too funny. His character was too far over the top and he did a horrible acting job playing the retard...if that was acting.

He then did Punk'd. He made it seem like he was the one behind the scenes. You know there is a team of writers and other people who collaborate and make up the pranks. He just sat there every week with his stupid trucker hat and annoyingly yelled at the camera. No need for yelling fuckface, we get you're a prankster. Yay for you.

He has been in a few movies that have bombed. The most notable one is the one where he tried to give serious acting a try alongside Kevin Costner. Big deal, Kevin Costner has starred with fucking wolves. The wolves knew their lines.

Now, Asshole Kutcher is married to Demi Moore. Don't get me wrong, she is still pretty hot. The only problem is she was cool to nail back in the 80's and 90's. He is kind of late to the game.

Lastly, I hate those goddamn Nikon commercials where Asshole parades around parties with his camera and tries to act slick. Nobody gives a fuck about you or your camera. Put that shit in your pocket and go take some shots of your wife, cause in five years it will look like she has 4 knees (if you catch my drift.) Fucker.