CraYOn

There is a town not too far from where I live. In this town live a bunch of folks who look (and for the most part act) like normal human beings. You cannot spot what is amiss right away. You could go weeks, months, even years before you notice their major flaw. They cannot pronounce the word "crayon."

Now, this town is in the state right next to mine. Granted it is a different state, but the towns closest to me in that state pronounce the word correctly. I have had debates on this topic with some of the residents. They insist on saying "cran." Can you believe that shit? You can get a Pakistani off a plane and hand him a Crayola and ask him what it is. I give him a 95% chance that he'll say "crayon." He may say it a bit funny but c'mon he doesn't know the language and he just got off a goddamn plane. Cut him some slack you fucking racist!

I know that different cultures, religions, towns, etc. all have different ways of saying things. I don't think "crayon" is one of those things. I am pretty sure we all agree that you pronounce the "y" and "o." All except for these freaks who continue to live in our country and piss on our language. Either start pronouncing the "y's" and "o's" in "crayon" or get the fuck out of my country!

-Dedicated to T.F. and anybody else from N.F. who can't talk English good.