Not too long ago the good people over at Skittles decided to dabble in the chocolate arena. They figured that they conquered all the different flavors and combinations of fruity deliciousness and needed something more appealing.
Chocolate skittles contained 5 different chocolately flavors: brownie batter, chocolate pudding, chocolate caramel, s'more, and vanilla. Yes vanilla. I never knew vanilla to be a kind of chocolate, but I'll roll with it this one time.
Anywho,this bag of shit colored candy actually tasted like shit candy. It was terrible. I gave it to my wife (who is obsessed with chocolate) and she only had about three pieces. Why fuck up a good thing? You dominate all the fruity flavors and combos. You don't need to enter the chocolate arena.
Now I only see the chocolate skittles in the 50% bin in CVS. Even then I think that is a ripoff. They should be giving us that 50% for eating it. Gross.
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