Why are capes only reserved to psychos and superheroes? I would love to strap on a cape and go to the grocery store. If I were to do this I would be looked down upon and people would laugh. Why?
Why is it weird to throw on a piece of cloth for style but acceptable to wear your baseball hat at a 15 fucking degree angle? How is that any better? How is a cape different from a windbreaker?
I would love to just wake up one day and be able to go out with my wife wearing a cape. We have a black president. Why can't we get our heads out of our asses and fully embrace the cape and monocle combo? Too much? Maybe just the cape for now. The monocle can wait a while...
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