Does it ever bother you when somebody talks about their baby and they have to give the exact age in months? I can't fucking stand that! Why must we know the exact age of your mutant spawn? Why can't you round it like everyone else?
Is it a case of showing off? Are you so proud of yourself that you can add every month together to the sum of an age? When do you fuckers consider it appropriate to become normal and use years instead?
If your little shitbag is 23 months old, it is ok to refer to it as "2 years old." Tacking on an extra month is part of estimating...another important math skill. If your kid is 18 months old, I wanna hear it referred to as "a year and a half." The only time it is acceptable to refer to a month is within the first year. After that you're just an ass.
So if you're a parent and you're reading this...nobody gives a flying fuck the exact age of your child. Chances are it has a big head and resembles an alien. So please take everyone else into consideration when throwing your spawn's age.
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