Twitter

I don't understand the fascination with this. Maybe I don't get it. To me it is a stupid idea and only assholes use it.

Why do I need to know what people are doing at all times? NOT AT ALL! Do I really give a shit? NOPE! Should these people have a jackhammer rammed into their skulls? YES!

If you are so damn interested in what somebody is doing why don't you just pick up your fucking phone and call them and ask them? Why do you feel the need to stalk them?

Twitter is the ugly redheaded stepchild of Facebook's "status update." Except it doesn't add much more than tell you that Lizzie is shopping for shoes. REALLY? Wow Lizzie is living the life! Look what I'm missing out on!

There are way too many stalking tools out there for people who need to know what everyone else is doing and for assholes who think that people really give a shit about their lives. WRONG!