St. Patrick's Day is here again. It is always a festive day full of drunk assholes who wear a ridiculous green outfit for a laugh. For a lot of women this is the Halloween of Spring and they can be slutastic. This is also the only other time of the year(besides Christmas)where midgets are relevant.
What I find funny about working with children is they get all excited about St. Patty's Day and dress up in green. They talk about what a great day it is and how it is one of their favorite holidays.
Hold on there little Sally...you ain't got shit. This holiday is not for you. Mommy and daddy will be celebrating without you. You will have a fun night of watching Disney movies with your babysitter as mommy and daddy get wasted in some dive bar. Most likely mommy will flash the crowd as daddy and a bunch of construction workers take turns downing beers and motorboating her. Don't you feel like shit?! You're worthless today!
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