How sad is it that for some men they need to smell like food to get some ass? WTF? This is the most ridiculous idea for a scent I have ever heard. What's next? Maple Syrup? Popcorn? Pizza? Where does it end?
I first read about this when they released it in England. Reading that it didn't bother me cause those motherfuckers will do all kinds of crazy shit. Then I heard it came over here and was being marketed.
It should be stated that my wife is a chocoholic. Everything is chocolate with her. I could cover a live mouse with chocolate and she'll eat it. This is even more reason for me NOT to wear this body spray. Last thing I want while I'm sleeping is to wake up with her gnawing off my arm or some shit.
I really hope this fad passes. I really hope it leaves before it even becomes a fad! I hope we wake up as a nation and realize that our bodies shouldn't resemble a fucking candy store.
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