Wednesday, April 29, 2009

Swine Flu



The plague is among us! We are now hit with the swine flu. This is the distant cousin of our good ol' friend the bird flu that hit us a few years ago. The media is having a field day with this and they are praying for a lot of fatalities to help their ratings.

As I watch over and over again about this damn flu I have the same question everyone else has but is afraid to ask: who porked the pig? I mean I'm sure some lonely Mexican farmer had one too many shots of tequila and decided to party. Is it really that inconceivable? No.

Right now there is a huge drug war going on in Mexico. If the U.S. Government were smart they would find a way to get the sick people in with the big drug cartels and let them all die surrounded by snot rags. This way they can keep their flu in their own country.

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